If like me, the holidays are merely a euphemism for an endless cheese-eating-a-thon, then get ready to dust off your passport. A cheese-themed hotel room is set to open in London this month. Gouda news for the cheese-lovers among us.

Like a good limburger, this hotel suite is pretty bold. The room is an eye-catching shade of cheddar yellow, including cheese-themed wallpaper, bedding, cushions, artwork, and giant cheese installations — edible hopefully, though unconfirmed. Cheese even invades the entertainment with cheese-themed board games and cheese soap, which is perhaps where I draw the line (though never say never).

If hanging out in a cheese room has you jonesing for the real thing, there is a “cheese hotline” you can call. Staff will bring cheese and crackers to your room within minutes. What a time to be alive!

The hotel is run by the European restaurant chain Cafe Rouge. Along with all the cheese you can eat, they are also throwing in a free meal at one of their restaurants in case you decide you need to be reminded of what a vegetable looks like.

Limited time only

This pop-up hotel will only be open for one week in the north London borough of Camden, and the lucky guests will be picked via a lottery system with only nine winners and their plus ones.

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To enter, you’ll need to email thecheesesuite@caferouge.co.uk and register your interest. The dates will be allocated at random, so perhaps you should make some other arrangements as well. May I suggest a stay in other cheese-themed British destinations such as: Cheddar Gorge in Somerset, Sandwich in Kent or maybe even Stilton in Cambridgeshire?

Wherever you go, remember to relax and enjoy. After all, sweet dreams are made of cheese.

•January 7, 2020